I wish I was as cool as Audrey Horne...

I was a late bloomer when it came to David Lynch's 'Twin Peaks'. (Looks down, scuffs toes). I first watched it only a few years ago...to the complete horror of my other half who insisted we that we spent the whole weekend watching Twin Peaks and of course for afters we then screened "Fire walk with me". (You have to, it's a right of passage or something). A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!
I truly fell in love with Twin Peaks, the characters are as mysterious as the town; Twin peaks. Laura Palmer is dead and who knows who committed such an awful crime?! Everyone is a suspect and had a relationship or relations with Palmer. Oh and how can anyone forget...BOB. (Eyes momentarily tightly shut). I still have nightmares. Last but by no way least...Audrey Horne, played by actress Sherilyn Fenn is the girl who has everything, but her fathers love. She has the attitude, sexuality and bright red lips we all wished we could pull off whilst smoking and drinking coffee, but alas we are all too busy thinking 'I have red teeth don't I?' Who can forget Audrey's tight knitted sweaters,pencil skirts matched with brogues? No one has looked so cool leaning against a wall as Horne. Boo. I wish I was as cool as Audrey Horne...now that would be swell.